#they LOVE to boast

[kangseluigi]

There are many important things we can learn from the Discord Leak, but my personal takeaway is: we don't exploit toxic masculinity enough for our own profit

like you call a dude "cuck" 1 time and he gives you state secrets? Think of the possibilities.

"You don't wanna pay for dinner on our first date? :/ ok, guess you're not a real man. Even when my dad/brother/cousin* doesn't have a lot of money he always makes sure to treat me to dinner"

"Bet you can't even afford a nice ring for me"

"You say you have money but you haven't even gotten me a new laptop yet. You're clearly just saying things."

*it's got to be a man who is not a romantic rival to the man you talk to. For all he knows, you're a virgin pure and have never even looked at a man outside of your family before him.

[starofhisheart]

why did Jim react like that sksksks just Jim staring at Spock like he's planning their wedding pls

Spock: my mother thought she was a very fortunate earth woman to be married to my vulcan father

Jim: as am I

Spock: what

Bones: what

Jim: *heart eyes*

[trustymikh]

All pokemon exist for team Rocket’s use, he says. They are simply a tool, he says

[nibbelraz]

i think the changes should also apply to him but like. in ways where he will not realise it. lqg throws a really heavy carcass or smth at him and everyone is all "a candle for the soon to be crushed peak lord" but sqh catches it just fine. >:( be careful shidi!! they're so confused. someone else tries to pick it up and- oh, jesus, fuck thats way too heavy. how is sqh handling it fine?? mobei finds out because theres a trap or array and sqh just scoops him before it activates. holding a whole ass demon man with one arm and his sword with the other. hes going to be boasting about it for WEEKS. his human is so much stronger than other humans AND some demons. your stupid princess shizun could NEVER

YES YES YES 100 PERCENT I can see everyone gaping at him like WHAT. WHEN? HOW? HUH?

I actually think Qinghua is pretty strong, especially being from An Ding with all the work he has to do, but with the whole god business, it's a whole other level he's rivaling DEMONS!

I'm actually obsessed with the idea that once Mobei Jun gets carried he immediately thinks about how much better his husband is compared to the emperor's consort the image of how smug he is thinking he got the better human is so funny to me

Rough sketch below of Qinghua carrying Mobei cause I think he deserves to get carried by his God

[arealtrashact]

If it wasn't for your Tumblr, I never would've watched The 10th (Tenth?) Kingdom. I thank you. 😃

You're welcome.

Now you too can live with the knowledge that we'll never get the planned sequel and, as a result, never see the abomination that these two managed to spawn.

I am haunted by the fact Simon Moore (writer) confirmed that their offspring would be 100% wolf.

[martincrushcameback]

I should have been in bed 2 hours ago, but I couldn't help it, I needed to draw the WK OC because the idea for him would NOT leave me alone. I call him Gideon and he's Gaston's obnoxious braggart younger brother. He's obsessed with wrestling wild big game with only his muscles and fists and then hogtying them and keeping them as trophies when he takes them down.

Come play in this sandbox with me where Gideon is also voiced by Zachary Bennett, but with a very very bad Australian accent this time and sings this song upon introduction lol yes i chose the happy feet one cause duh.

Bonus doodle, their relationship in a nutshell:

[thelordismylightandmysalvation]

Love is patient, love is kind.  It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

Graphic via Verse of the Day - 1 Corinthians 13:4 (NIV)

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 774: Kiji, coming!!

Pag 1

1: Welcome, to the Emperor's throne!!

My aim is the double crown!!

Pag 2

4: Ahhh... you're fast, the two of you

I thought I could catch you for sure at 2km left

Pag 3

1: But it took me until “1km left”, yon!!

Pag 4

3: Ah!?

He

4: caught up!? Who....

Pag 5

1: who the hell are you!?

2: The two people in the lead are taking the curve and passing the sign that says that there's 1km left until the sprint line.....

Pag 6

1: No, it's three people!!

Three people passed the “1km left” sign!!

2: There's more people!? Since when!?

Wasn't it two people!?

What happened!? Who's that? That jersey-

At the last curve, suddenly-

3: It's not “who are you”....!!

Dammit!! I know!! This guy!!

Pag 7

1: There's one more person who we need to pay special attention to

2: Gunma Ryousei's third year, Kiji Kyuui

3: Ohh, Kiji? Who's that

Oi, I already told you about this in advance, Manami!! Come on, at the sea

Is that so?

4: What's your data about him?

5: There's basically no record of him in road racing

6: He's an..... “assassin” from the MTB world, huh

7: Is he aiming for the goal?

8: Yeah.... the goal...

That's right....

We should be glad

Pag 8

1: That he's only aiming for the goal

2: Hayaaaa!!

3: Dammit!! The first result.... so you're aiming for the sprint too!?

4: Since they said you were aiming for the goal I thought you were a climber like Manami!!

Pag 9

1: Let's speed up, Orange!! He'll catch up!!

2: I've seen it before!! This guy's jersey

3: That day.... he appeared suddenly on that bike with the thick tires

Pag 10

1: It's the guy who chased Onoda-san and the Hakogaku guy with the bouncy hair!!

2: Before that, Onoda-san said they were friends and that he's “strong”!!

3: He's coming to catch up to

4: mine and San-na's battle

Pag 11

1: He really is strong!!

Let's switch, I'll pull!!

Pag 12

1: Orange!!

3: They're in tune

You have amazing judgment and explosive power!!

4: When I caught up at the last curve

5: Even though they could have also accepted me and made me join them

Without making eye contact or calling out to each other, in an instant at the same time they made the decision

6: that they would “cooperate” to leave me behind!! Yon!!

You're really....

Pag 13

4: What's that

He's lowering his stance and pushing on the handles like he's about to dance....!!

5: Hayaaaa

Pag 14

1: You're really close friends!!

Pag 15

4: He lined up to us in one go!?

Pag 16

1: This guy!! Was it an optical illusion? Just now, I saw something like a cloud of dust behind me

2: Takadajou told us this

Be careful

3: I've been told that the power that a MTB rider can produce in a short time

4: is 1.5 times that of a road racing cyclist

5: This guy can match this top speed!?

8: Ah!?

9: Huh!?

Pag 17

2: In between!?

He came in between!?

Ah!?

3: You bastard, usually when one catches up he joins in the back

Pag 18

1: It's road racing theory!!

4: This guy doesn't know the theory?

5: 800m left until the sprint line!!

6: 1

Pag 19

1: 2

What's this- San-na, did this guy suddenly started counting

2: What's this

The sign for an attack?

3: 3

Pag 20

2: Alright, I recovered

5: Well then, I'll go

Pag 21

1: Ahead, yon

2: So it really was a sign for attacking!!

Who's that guy!!

[wutheringskies]

something something wei ying only accepting his feelings for Lan Wangji when he feels they are returned, despite knowing deep down (very deep down) that he's had a crush on him that blossomed into something more since he was 15.

something something wei ying only talking about it being actually hard to he coreless to anyone years and years after only when a secret he died with was exposed and he couldn't hide anymore; and his response being to just put it all behind.

something something wei ying blatantly questioning why he was treated unfairly in Lotus pier when he was younger yet glossening over those memories in a cycle of "it wasn't that bad," and "it was sorta bad."

wei ying not responding to any of Jiang Cheng's remarks or anyone else's but going to look at his face in a river after slapping himself and only standing up when it's Lan Zhan getting slandered

wei ying being his usual sunshine self at burial mounds and later revealing that of course, he knew at that time, that it was all a matter of time

in cql and in the donghua we get the "I threw him into the burial mounds" but in MDZS? we don't.

something about how anytime there's a scene we feel would speak to wei wuxian, the narration switches to someone else, whether it be Jin Ling finding it weird that he didn't say a word in Iron Hook Extra while figuring out that the hero just wanted to scream; or instead of his thoughts about the servant matter, being shown Lan Sizhui's "Wei wuxian looked confident so it shouldn't affect him"

something about Wei Ying stating he doesn't care for people's opinions and he doesn't really but still listening to what they're saying and thinking if they're right or wrong and hiding his face from Lan Wangji

something about Wei Wuxian looking into Lan Wangji's eyes during the Koi Tower scene and thinking he looks disgusting

AHHHHH

[mellohiizz]

Hi mel have you seen

NO WAY.

[heroesriseandfall]

Evidence that it is theoretically possible for Kon’s tactile telekinesis to be trans flag colors.

His TTK has been pink before, including in his current solo but also in the 90s:

Detention Comics (1996) #1

Notice the white on the interior of the TTK glow—that’s pretty common. But his TTK has also been plain white sometimes:

Superboy (1994) #1

And his TTK has often been light blue:

Young Justice (1998) #46

(btw the person he blasted into the ceiling here is Cassie Sandsmark)

His TTK can change colors seemingly at random, usually depending on the colorist, though for in-universe I wonder about what other causes could do it. Sometimes it doesn’t even have a color or is transparent (which is quite boring imo but it happens). I think I also remember his TTK being yellow at times, and rarely, bright green.

The only thing for my trans flag agenda is that I don’t recall if he’s ever had his TTK be three colors all at once. Usually it’s just one color or white + another color. However, three colors would be an excellent glow up for him. (Anyone who remembers if this has ever happened feel free to let me know)

Bonus panel: this one time where kon flew and it was the colors 🏳️‍⚧️

Young Justice (1998) #48

(sidenote, possibly because of the red on his costume, he has often flown around with pink trails)

[holy-mother-of-whumpers]

Favorite character from Greek mythology + favorite myth from Greek mythology?

That is a really hard question😂 like what's your favorite music THERE ARE SO MANY!!!

I like to obsess over forgotten minor characters like a true nerd (like Epipole, the Greek Mulan, Thersander, Diomedes fellow Epigone) but except for that, I'm basic.

It's Odysseus ok 😂 he has a lot of whump and a happy ending! All I could ask for.

Also Perseus, the non Ovid version in which Medusa was always a monster.

My favorite myth is Pandora, the interpretation in which Hope is one of the evils, or the worst of them, because it forces you to endure all others for no rational reason. Sometimes you gotta cut your losses, not hope it'll get better.

Plus it's so rad that she got created like this super woman, with all the gods gifting her something, and her job was to open a box?? She didn't even need higher cognitive abilities for that, legend.

I can tell you my least favorite may be Herakles, or Theseus, who looked up to him. I cannot avoid interpreting the 'divine madness' as an excuse for a mean temper and being too cuddled by the gods to suffer proper consequences for his actions. He killed his family and in exchange he became The Hero™️. Rip Megara and kids I suppose, fridged for character development.

I'd love to let a Herakles stan change my mind though.

My least favorite myth(s) are the modern retellings twisting the original's meaning and agency to make a cheap fake feminism point or an over-edgy tragedy in which everybody sucks.

I know people think Miller but I mean more Jennifer Saint, super dry narration, no positive character, the pointlessly saddest endings in the canon wtf

That was a lovely question! Thank you! 🥰🥰

I'd like to hear your opinions too if you feel like coming out!

[tiramegtoons]

YIPPEE! The shadow!

[therighthandofvengeance]

nobody is the president of their wives’ fanclub quite like John J. Sheridan

[psychopomparia]

more more spoilers for day 4 lantern rite genshin world quest

first of all: -he made a legal codex out of ceramic. his first ceramic work and it's a codex. second: -he made it to join the banter among Wrio and Clorinde. he made it cause of an inside joke. third: -HUMOR CENTERED ON THE LAW. THAT'S SO SILLY, I'M DEAD. HIS JOKES ONLY REVOLVE AROUND LEGAL BUSINESS. fourth: -he was the only one to remember this inside joke and wanted to continue its legacy by making a gift revolving on it. he wants to integrate more with society and his friends. fifth: -Wrio said he would hang this on display. That's so silly of him. Just walking around the storage room and you see a ceramic legal codex.

it's such a meaningful gift even if it was for inside joke purposes.

[infiniteglitterfall]

Welp. Just had the most horrifying realization.

What determines whether people want to punch Nazis or not isn’t the fact that they're Nazis.

People only want to punch Nazis when they disagree with them.